Currently Reading:
John Briggs & F. David Peat: Turbulent Mirror
Kurt Vonnegut: Mother Night

May 11, 2008

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Masturbatory!

Its a word!

Here I thought I had made up a fancy word and it already exists. Masturbatory is in the dictionary. If I were 12 years old I would find the number of times I've typed "masturbatory" very funny. I'd even post it again just to see it in print one more time.

No time

Just wanted to let everyone know I am alive and well. I can't force myself to post very often as my life is not that interesting. The blog bug has never crawled up my butt to lay Web 2.0 eggs in my brain. There is just something about it that feels masturbatory about telling everyone what I do each day. I do however like using big words as the previous sentence proves. Plus it sounds dirty which is bonus points.